Monday, March 21, 2011

Write a Collection of Short Stories. Check.

Collection Title: The Milk Tree.

Last night, I stayed up until 3:00 to finish my creative thesis. Now I am one step closer to completing my MFA from Sewanee University's School of Letters. I read through the 144 page document in its entirety from 10 until 3, and now it has been sent to my advisor and I am done. For now. Hopefully, this body of work will be in print one day. That's the goal. But for now, I am just so happy it is written. 48,982 words. Over 200,000 characters.

In case you are wondering what a creative thesis is and what goes into it, here's some info:

In our School of Letters Catalogue, this is how the thesis is described:

"All M.F.A. students must complete a thesis. This is a substantial creative
manuscript: a novel or sustained nonfiction narrative, a collection of short stories
or essays, or a collection of poems. Length for the M.F.A. thesis may be anywhere
from 80 to 200 pages of prose or 40 to 50 pages of poetry.

Work on the thesis for either program may begin at any time after required
course work has been completed. The thesis is written under the supervision of an
advisor, chosen by the candidate, who may be any willing member of the School of
Letters faculty. As the project nears completion, a second reader will be appointed
by the Director of the School of Letters. When the thesis has been completed and
conditionally approved, the candidate for the degree will submit to a one-hour oral
examination conducted by the advisor and second reader."

In real life, that looks like this:
  • 1-2 marathon writing sessions every weekend at Panera (literally, 4 hours!) from October to March.
  • Writing after school most days (1-2 hours). I gave up working out this year.
  • Writing before school (wake up - 5am) when I could wake up.
  • Writing at night (after the kids when to bed) when I could stay awake.
  • Writing A LOT on holidays (mini-break, Christmas break, Thanksgiving break). Panera was empty with out the UF students, and I would spend 5-7 hours writing there or at school.
  • Lots of coffee (at Panera and at school)!
  • Endless preoccupation with characters, their problems, their struggles, their successes, their conversations, and story titles.
  • Editing, revising, and cutting. I literally halved a story from its first submission to now.

And somehow, I got it done despite my adorable children, 80 students and a full workday, SGA events, family, friends, and GOLD. Family and friends, thank you for your support. Thank you, readers! Actually, writing a book is a lot like raising a child. It takes a village. It drained me. It exhilarated me. And even sleep-deprived, I loved every. single. second.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Say What?

Last night -

Riley: I don't like to take baths.
Me: What about a shower?
Riley: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nope.
Me: Then how are you going to get clean?
Riley: I can use a wipey!

The other night -

Riley picked up a stick on our walk. Then she proceeded to announce in her best announcer voice:

"Ladies and Genitals!"

This she repeated all the way home. Shawn and I could not stop laughing!

Friday, March 18, 2011

Bill on teacher pay, tenure goes to Gov. Scott

Florida House lawmakers passed an overhaul of the way teachers are evaluated and paid | Gainesville.com

Will someone please explain this to me? Merit pay based on standardized test scores? Are you kidding me? Yes, our country needs more great teachers. Yes, the education system we have is flawed and falling behind.

This is not the fix.

I do think districts should have a way to get ineffective teachers out (or at least require them to work on their skills, lessons, etc.). But to base it on standardized tests is ridiculous. Test scores should not be the only measure. That puts too much weight on a test. Education is about so much more than that.

I am happy I teach at an independent school.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Robert Lane Greene on Language Sticklers

I'll admit it, I'm kind of obsessed with language. This is a really interesting article about the decline of language and the simultaneous rise of writing and literacy. As an English teacher, I struggle with teaching a generation of texters to speak and write well - and understand grammar and the mechanics of writing. It's not easy sometimes.

I am curious to see how technology will continue to influence and change our language. Even already, Google has morphed into a verb. iPod is like Band-aid, and represents all mini music playing devices. And don't even get me started on all of the abbreviations we have now as a result of online chatting and texting.

And while it can be frustrating, I do like that more people are reading and writing. I just hope they learn to write well because the connection between idea expression and thought is critical. Without language, how does an idea exist? How can you even think it? Ah, my mind is spinning...

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Faces

This weekend, Riley received a new backpack from some family friends, complete with a sleeping bag. It was the perfect present for her right now. She really wanted pictures with her new gear, so I asked her to show off her different faces. The next Zoolander.

Also this weekend, Adrian received his first battle scar. That is, he pulled himself up on Riley's baby stroller and poked himself in the eye with one handle. What a tough little man. He makes some funny faces, too.








Friday, March 11, 2011

Me and My Babies

And a couple of quick stats, a story, and some pictures:

1. At his nine month appointment, Adrian weighed 18.5 pounds and measured 27 inches long. That means he is in the 16th percentile for weight and the 9th percentile for height. Yeah, he's a little guy.

2. Still, the boy has no teeth!

3. In one sitting, he can eat a whole banana and a handful of beans.

4. After I ran into our bed last night (literally), Riley comforted me. She said, "It's okay, Mommy. I have Band-aids for you. Come lay down, and I will read to you." Then she read me the story Go, Dog, Go. She probably had over half of the pages right. It was so exciting to see her think about what was happening on the pages and try to "read."

Enjoy the following pictures. Riley wanted to wear a dress to the park the other day when my mom was visiting. Here are her Marilyn Monroe shots! Oh, and a few from our muffin-baking adventure the other day.